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MCLAREN MCFLURRY is a thirty-year-old rocket agent who, after recent events, was forced to forgo her morality in favor of slaughtering megalopans and people-rocket-doesn't-like. she specializes in ice-types and tanky pokemon. she also hates her job vehemently.

with a speech impediment, high amounts of insecurity, and socially unacceptable quirks, mcflurry is an annoyance to most. however, the fiore-originating woman is also a polyglot and was famous online for her prodigious piano skills and countless renditions of classical and modern songs alike. not that she'll ever mention that.

in all honest, if your character is patient or empathetic enough, they'll easily find mcflurry to be a kind individual who wants nothing more than to survive her own organization's orders. they'll also find a good friend in mcflurry who's willing to put aside her time to help people out.

however, most people lack the patience to deal with mcflurry. in which case, she's very much a sandbag for suffering and pain. ...the problem with that is that she definitely suffers 'quiet kid' syndrome. keep it subtle enough, and she'll be a groveling mess beholden to your cruelty. make it apparent, and she'll attempt to brutally murder you in broad daylight. 

strangely enough, though, in matters unconcerned with plot, mcflurry is actually incredibly proficient at looking like a functioning adult. she pays her taxes, balances her checkbook, goes out drinking. she even knows how to maintain a healthy relationship and, in fact, has a very healthy sex life.

(keep her away from too much mega evolution, though. turns out, she's really susceptible to it. it's like crack cocaine to her.)

tl;dr:

PROS
- speaks multiple languages
- famous anonymous online pianist
- good friend
- experienced punching bag
- working adult
- fucks
- good gf

CONS
- nuremberg defense abuser
- bleeding heart
- bad at public speaking
- gets coked off mega energy
- pathetic and groveling
- really gullible
- prone to going ape shit if you push too hard

mclaren mcflurry ● rocket